How Are You Today?

Howdy.

Did you wake up to a call from a lawyer telling you they are filing charges of FRAUD against you in the Cook County court?

Oh, you didn't. Sorry.

Because I did.

Turns out I didn't pay a credit card bill 9 years ago - the statute of limitations is running out and they're going to sue me instead.

Unless I give them $2000 by next week.

I am finding someone who can clean up my karma - fast. I'm afraid of going outside anytime soon.

WTF?