Things For You To Do

1) Peruse a copy of Vanity Fair - turn to the last page. Answer all of the questions on the Proust questionnaire. Muy interesting.

2) Write a letter quoting Lloyd Cole to Pitchfork. Watch Pitchfork reflect the lyric you posted soon thereafter. "Looking like a born again/Living like a heretic/Listening to Arthur Lee records...." That's what you get for referring to them as the 'contortions'.

3) Somebody else should write the letter to SI.com regarding the pics they are posting of Thome and Jenks. WTF? Phillies and Angels? THE WHITE SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES. Get the uniforms of their players right. Then again, I'm hoping this balances the whole predictions curse. We will not speak of their predictions for the World Series 2006.

4) Wear a cute outfit when you know you're going to have a shit work day. I have the most fabulous skirt and fishnets on.

5) Ask a kind man about his advice regarding Mary J. Blige recordings. My boy Randy has been sick and rather than bitch about work - I asked him about music and he smiled. See - that's the important stuff.

6) Don't do the 'step up' plan on Zoloft. Just pop 50 mg and feel a bit out of it all day. It's quite lovely.

Off to get Moms some Mary J. for her birthday and some diet coke w/ lime for me. Oh, the life of glamour I live.