THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. YOU MUST SEE A DOCTOR.

That I get...

However, when you tell me this and then leave me sitting in an office for over an hour - I'm not going to sit there anymore. Nope.

I don't care if I have cervical cancer. I can wait until Friday to find out. Really. Sit me on my ass on Friday. Not on a Monday where the panicky pregnant women will always be more important. Oh, and the MD has been on vacation for 2 weeks. Brilliant.

Rage seems to be a good cure for all of it.

I know i'm inexplicably passing out. But if you can Dx me or give me a reason to sit in your waiting room some more I will. But you don't. I have spent 2 of the last 4 days waiting in MD offices and frankly I'm sick of it.

My new cure is tequila and cigarettes and you'll have to deal with it.