My eyes! My eyes!

I just went to the eye doc for the first time in 6 years.

My eyes are broken.

Turns out that the tired thing isn't just having the 'wacky life'. One of my eyes is nearsighted and the other is farsighted. They thought I just broke the machine.

Why am I the girl who breaks the machine?

$230 later and tomorrow I will be the proud owner of 2 pairs of glasses. I wear the tan ones when I roam the streets and the black ones when I look @ the computer.

There will be a sports related post soon - regarding my AJ theories, Barbaro mishaps, the intensity of motorsports talking post Indy - all of the things I know I talk about entirely way too much (opposed to my emotional bitching on the blog).

Until then - Barbaro responds!

I laugh - because it's funny (and true)!

My books to exchange tonight:

Best American Non Required Reading 2002
Best American Non Required Reading 2004
The Evolution of Physics Einstein & Linfeld
Painting and Experience in 15th Century Italy Baxandall
Diary of an Unknown Cocteau
Perry Farrell Found atop my dumpster last night
A Room of One's Own/Two Guineas Woolf
In The Time of Butterflies Allende
A book of Joyce Carol Oates Short Stories
A Star Called Henry Doyle
The Daughter of the Queen of Sheba Lydon
One Dimensional Man Marcuse

Do I seem witty and well read? Do you think I'll be able to score some Rushdie? I think I need to read The Ground Beneath Her Feet and The Satanic Verses.

Need - not want - Need. Especially with my fancy new reading glasses.

6 Music is playing an acoustic version of 'I Need Love' by LL Cool J.

God bless the BBC.